What Kind of Blogger are You?

What Kind of Blogger are You?
1.) The people you link have names like…

I don’t link people, they’re annoying.
Memepool, Fark, and Reuters.
eBay and Yahoo Auctions.
Bryan1, Clooey, and RadMacnally345.
Fallen_Angel, Arcanus, and Sabishii Arano.
Wil Wheaton.
Subaru no Miko, Hime-sama, and Kelly-chan.
Pawn1829, Jesse, and “Brian (who is really great).”
HELLCHIQUE2001, SuPaPiMpP, and ShuuuugarrrR55.

2.)What’s your pet-peeve?

WHEN PPL RNT KEWL!
Mean people.
Jealous people! They’re the worst! Really!
I don’t really have one…
When my friends can’t seem to solve their own problems. -_-
Unchecked spelling and grammatical errors, it’s not that hard to run the helper in Word, dears.
Confrontational people.
Ugh, those annoying girls who never leave the boys alone! *kills them*
Uninformed comments.

3.)Favorite TV show?

I don’t watch television, I find it far too tedious to endure.
SIMPSONS!!111! LOLL!!!1
Gundam Wing, wait, Gravitation, wait, Prince of Tennis.
The Sopranos, too bad more people don’t see it.
I dunno, I don’t really have one.
Law and Order, it actually makes some sense.
Dr. Phil, he’s such a smart man. I wish I was that smart.
Local news casts are always amusing and interesting.
Crossfire, those idiots are so easy to make fun of!

4.)How’s your blog layout?

I change it about every 2 weeks, this week it’s Sanzo!
A friend made it especially for me, it’s SO COOL!
I just use the preset, that’s all that’s necessary.
I very much enjoy the “swirlies”, as they’re called, on my layout. They’re quite elegant.
it ROXORS!!!
Mine’s damn sweet AND funny! Aren’t you, blog?
I don’t have time to change my livejournal. -_-
I found mine on a photoshop tutorial site, I think it’s neat.
I made my own, but it’s crap, I suck at this so much…

5.)Which is most like your blog title?

h_martin’s LiveJournal
Alf and Other National Jokes
Dream Rumination
CrAsHoVeRdRiVe2
Amber’s Bazaar
V.4.0
SuperBlog!
Tender – Fuji and Yuuta
Eeh, I’m Sorry.

6.)How often do you blog?

Right before I go to bed so I can account everything I’ve done today.
Whenever. It’s not like anyone cares anyway.
After every episode!
After I’ve read other people’s blogs so I can respond.
Whenever Bloggie asks me to.
After I go shopping!
WTF? BloG? W3nev4r i f33l f00!
I don’t know, once a day?
Once or twice a day. I must inform my audience on the status of Heartfelt Ceremony.

7.)Ouch, someone at your workplace was just fired and it might be your fault.

I’d like to pretend it was their fault, but I’m so despicable it’s obvious who is really to blame.
So? She was a little bitch who HATED Shuichi!
The fool’s fate was predestined; I was simply a conduit through which fate acted.
He will be missed.
Ugh, the bullshit, he kept arguing with me.
Maybe Sonoko will help me feel better, if her cat troubles are over.
He was really sour anyway, whenever I loaned him one of my special $18 Remington pens he’d say “so?” when I told him what it was!
@$$ F00 8|+<|-|!!
Oh dear, no need to blog this.

8.)You can have any kind of weapon in the world for free, which is closest to your pick?

I do not require weapons, only fools converse with the edge of a blade.
I don’t know, a sword, maybe?
Oh! Alucard's guns! No! Sanzo’s gun!
A limited edition Blade 2 Sword of the Daywalker made of pure silver with a shine less steel grip!
d00d! F/24g K4/\//\/0/\/!!11
A syringe...
I’ve never really thought about it, not enough time.
Wit even better than what I have now.
I’ve read articles about special sonic weapons that can kill a man instantly.

9.)You wake up in the morning and think…

Why am I alive?
Gracious, I must once again darken my patrons’ expectations; Cloud of Abandon was not forged in time.
Oooh… Episode 39 of Loki is supposed to come out ten.
Dud3. ChiLLin t0d4y!
Argh! Stupid sheets, why do you always tangle up?
Ooh, Doomsters 99 3: Final Rush comes out ten!
I hope Charles figured out how to handle that problem.
I have to go buy milk and go to the post office.
I don’t know.

10.)How are you doing today?

I hate…the world.
Blah, all these idiots kept arguing with me.
I despair. I was, yet again, unable to sense the flow of this latest chapter.
Sup4ah!
I’m alright. And how are you doing?
Okay, I saw an artist doing caricatures on the boardwalk earlier. Then I…
Fine.
Great! I got my hands on a rare Tamagotchi!
Annoyed. This girl on fanfiction.net kept saying Tezuka was uke, the bitch.

What Kind of Blogger are You?